JC's Place

JC & the Coffee Lady: Three Years On

2008-02-28T13:59:00.001-08:00

Sow your oats, JC, sow your oats.

JC In Mrs. Tenney's Homeroom

2007-09-25T15:45:00.000-07:00

Remember, JC: Measure twice, cut once!

JC & The Big Race

2007-09-18T10:25:00.000-07:00

"When everybody is running in the big race and having a good time, who am I to cast a shadow? Who am I? I looked death in the face last night, I saw him in a mirror and he simply smiled. He told me not to worry, he told me just to take my time."
-Danny Elfman

JC & Bellicose Jeremy In the Food Court

2007-09-13T11:31:00.000-07:00

Mission accomplished, JC. Now let's go have a smoke at the Macy's loading dock.

JC & Farmer Earl: Feedin' Time

2005-09-27T14:24:00.000-07:00

Way to plan ahead, JC. To learn more about Mr. K's favourite food, click here.

JC & Lonely Phillip: Practice Makes Perfect

2005-09-26T09:59:00.000-07:00

My spine hurts.

JC & The Well-Balanced Monkey

2005-09-15T14:55:00.000-07:00

Damn straight, JC.

JC & The Coffee Lady: New Friends

2005-09-14T10:14:00.000-07:00

Oh well. It was worth a try, JC.

JC At The Rumpus

2005-09-09T13:22:00.000-07:00

Blessed are the wild, JC.

JC & Mr. Bones

2005-09-09T12:30:00.000-07:00

You'll always live in my heart, JC. So I guess the gig at Applebee's doesn't count? Your manager won't be very happy to hear that.

JC & The Retiree: Back At The Fishin' Hole

2005-09-08T10:21:00.000-07:00

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Then teach that guy data entry because it's, like, good to have something to fall back on.

JC's Road Rage

2005-09-07T15:51:00.000-07:00

Way to show a little backbone, JC.

JC & Nazi George

2005-09-06T15:24:00.000-07:00

Uh-oh. Looks like Marin County better get ready for a Putsch.

JC & The Money Lady: The Second Coming. Or The Second Going. I'm Not Quite Sure.

2005-09-06T15:22:00.001-07:00

The joke's on you, JC. Banks are closed on Sundays. Which is probably your fault to begin with.

JC & The Important Businessman: Back In The Corner Office

2005-09-06T10:55:00.000-07:00

True dat, JC. 365 virgin births a year would be taxing indeed.

JC & The Fitness Enthusiasts: The Origin Of Clenched Fists

2005-09-01T16:49:00.000-07:00

You were never ready to rumble, JC.

JC & Literate Monica: All's Fair In Something & Something

2005-09-01T16:25:00.000-07:00

Fortune favors the bold, JC.

JC In The Pumpkin Patch

2005-09-01T15:58:00.000-07:00

You just never know with craigslist, JC.

JC & The Educational Puppets

2005-08-31T09:14:00.000-07:00

Today's inspirational cartoon was brought to you by the letters J & C.

JC & The President Of The Navy: That Time Of The Month Again

2005-08-30T14:06:00.000-07:00

Shout it out, JC.

JC & The Puppy Doctor Part II

2005-08-29T16:36:00.000-07:00

Today's Date In History
1966: The Beatles play their last major live concert in San Francisco's Candlestick Park. Have you ever played a concert in Candlestick Park, JC?

JC & The Military Band

2005-08-29T16:13:00.000-07:00

Imagine no JC. It's easy if you try.

JC & The Man

2005-08-25T15:38:00.000-07:00

JC's beard scratches worse than Mrs. The Man's does.

JC & The Penitent Man: Round Two

2005-08-25T14:38:00.000-07:00

Ask yourself: "Could I pray for a nicer car?"

Oh, What A Feeling!

2005-08-25T10:26:00.000-07:00

Today's Date In History
1949: Rocker Gene Simmons of KISS fame is born in Queens, NY.
Now he's ugly and old!

JC & Crazy Pat

2005-08-24T10:24:00.000-07:00

Bring it on, JC!

JC & The Ethnic Plumber

2005-08-23T16:41:00.000-07:00

Viva Italia!

JC & Petey "Wheels" Washington

2005-08-23T11:49:00.000-07:00

Practice makes perfect, JC.

JC & Telescope Becky

2005-08-22T14:17:00.000-07:00

Um...

JC & The Tooth Fairies

2005-08-19T14:21:00.000-07:00

Looks like it's going to be another good Friday.

JC & The Boy From The Door

2005-08-19T13:23:00.000-07:00

The only place that J comes before C is in the dictionary. No wonder the pages are stuck together.

JC & TB

2005-08-18T09:20:00.000-07:00

You're one fairy we can all believe in, JC.

JC & The Blueprints For The Structural Engineer's Dream House

2005-08-17T10:23:00.000-07:00

In the name of the Father, the Son & Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

JC At The Adult Contemporary Easy Listening Musical Concert Show

2005-08-16T15:18:00.000-07:00

I know, I thought he was dead too, but look here.

JC & The Organ Lady Part II: The Pressure's On

2005-08-16T12:16:00.000-07:00

Don't take "no" for an answer, JC.

JC & The Retiree: Another 18 Holes

2005-08-15T16:08:00.000-07:00

" If we live, we live to the Lord; and if we die, we die to the Lord. So, whether we live or die, we belong to the Lord. "
-Romans 14:8

The Guitar Man & Shitty Dean

2005-08-15T15:53:00.000-07:00

Tough luck, Dean-O.

JC & The Limey What Can Kill People

2005-08-15T15:05:00.000-07:00

Damn, JC, you're a dummy.

JC & Chad: Zombie Initiation

2005-08-11T11:19:00.000-07:00

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Literate Monica & Lonely Phillip

2005-08-10T13:49:00.000-07:00

Blessed are the something, something, for they shall something, something.

TW & Little Sally

2005-08-09T16:32:00.000-07:00

Wow, that's really politically unpopular, TW.

Mr. K & The Fitness Enthusiast

2005-08-08T16:07:00.000-07:00

Busted, Mr. K!

JC & The Coffee Lady: Sugar & Cream?

2005-08-08T15:01:00.000-07:00

Better late than never, JC.

JC & The Guitar Man: Comeback Tour

2005-08-05T16:44:00.000-07:00

Sing a new song unto The Lord.

JC & The Captain

2005-08-05T15:21:00.000-07:00

A Møøse once bit my sister...

JC & The Goat Of Mendes

2005-08-04T11:21:00.000-07:00

"Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill."
-A Book

JC & The French Horn Revisited

2005-08-03T09:36:00.000-07:00

Can I get an "Amen?"

JC & The Retiree: Another Attempt

2005-08-02T10:27:00.000-07:00

Congrats on the new job, JC!

JC & The Boy With The Crayon

2005-08-02T10:25:00.000-07:00

The writing's on the wall, JC.

JC & The Boy At The Door

2005-08-01T14:34:00.000-07:00

Unlike a vampire, JC doesn't have to be invited.

JC & Creepy Eli

2005-07-29T15:44:00.000-07:00

Lay down the law, JC.

JC Eludes The Mormon Pope

2005-07-29T15:38:00.000-07:00

When JC gets a job and some employer-paid benefits, he'll TOTALLY stop stealing other people's meds.

JC & The Thing What Screamed

2005-07-28T08:04:00.000-07:00

Totus tuus.

JC & The God That Escaped From The Circus

2005-07-27T10:22:00.000-07:00

JC knows how to keep it real.

JC & Farmer Earl's Dare

2005-07-26T12:27:00.000-07:00

No JC, no peace. Know JC, know peace.

JC's New Look For Summer

2005-07-25T10:37:00.000-07:00

Let's just hope he doesn't wear his white shroud after Labor Day.

Test Your Knowledge: Zombies!

2005-07-25T10:34:00.000-07:00

Zombies are people who have risen from the dead and are on a balls-out mission to eat human brains. Sometimes zombies are brought back to life by black magic or even voodoo. Zombies are easy to differentiate from the living because they are decomposing & walk with their arms straight out. Also, they moan. Technically, anyone who comes back from the dead is a zombie. Some famous zombies are JC & Spock.

Zombies are usually found in close proximity to boneyards, mausoleums, crypts, morgues and sometimes around lonely farmhouses. "Killing" zombies is kind of redundant, because the zombie is already dead. Your job is to make a wrong thing right and put that zombie in the ground for good. If I remember correctly, zombies move kind of slow, but hang out in big groups, so it can still be a bitch to get away from them. What they do is put the clutch on you so you can't get away and then they start ripping you into strips for eating purposes. You'll want to avoid capture, as it means getting eaten. Popular film teaches us that the best way to put down a zombie is to shoot it in the head. Kill the head and the body will die. Did Raoul Duke say that? Anyway, a shotgun is good for this, or maybe an AR-15. Bang bang bang! It's important that we get rid of the zombies, because if left to their own devices, they'll pave a road to the gates of Hell with human skulls and march down it to the eerie cadence of drums stretched with human skin and beat with human ulnas. When they pass through the gates, the borders of Hell will spill over and then we're stuck with a world full of demons and zombies and a whole Book of Revelations scene on our hands and frankly, I just got my car paid off, so I don't need that headache.

They'll also use your stolen credit card to pay off Charon once they hit the Acheron, so to avoid dealing with the ass-backwards fraud department of your bank or credit union, shoot all the zombies you can.

To learn more about zombies, click here.

-RP

JC & The Hair Lady

2005-07-22T10:27:00.000-07:00

Way to raise awareness, JC!

JC & The Limey

2005-07-22T10:24:00.000-07:00

Can you dig it?

JC & The TIG-Certified Welder

2005-07-21T11:28:00.000-07:00

JC is a proud supporter of the nation's skilled TIG-certified welders.

JC & The Retiree: Back On The Links

2005-07-20T11:59:00.000-07:00

You can have JC's Glock when you pry it from his cold, um, undead hand. But be careful -- the stigmata-hole can weep, causing something of a biohazard. And you don't really know where he's been, do you?

JC & Carpet Bruce

2005-07-19T10:32:00.000-07:00

"O God, thou knowest my foolishness; and my sins are not hid from thee."
-Psalm 69 (the sexiest Psalm ever)

JC & Literate Monica Redux

2005-07-19T10:30:00.000-07:00

"Rejoice in the LORD, O ye righteous: for praise is comely for the upright."
-The Bible

JC & The Thing From The Ocean

2005-07-19T10:22:00.000-07:00

"And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life..."
-Genesis (planet forbidden)

JC & Friend

2005-07-15T11:09:00.000-07:00

Every Friday is a good Friday at Bruce's place.

JC & Trucker Lyle

2005-07-15T11:06:00.000-07:00

JC salutes the men and women who traverse the highways of our great nation.

JC & The Man With The Hat

2005-07-14T10:03:00.000-07:00

"The gospel alone is sufficient to rule the lives of Christians everywhere...any additional rules made to govern men's conduct added nothing to the perfection already found in the Gospel of Jesus Christ."
-John Wycliffe

JC & The Lysergic Holiday

2005-07-13T09:39:00.000-07:00

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.

JC & JC & The Morning After

2005-07-12T09:06:00.000-07:00

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

JC & The Money Lady

2005-07-11T09:28:00.000-07:00

Look for JC in a financial institution near you.

JC & The Oven Lady

2005-07-11T09:23:00.000-07:00

"Suffer the little children to come unto me..."
Mark 10:14

JC & Lonely Phillip

2005-07-08T12:55:00.000-07:00

Weekend!

Chad & The Coffee Lady Part II

2005-07-08T12:52:00.000-07:00

Join the debate.

JC & The Penitent Man

2005-07-07T11:47:00.000-07:00

Way to move in mysterious ways, JC!

JC & The Tooth Lady

2005-07-06T08:52:00.000-07:00

JC participates in trade partnerships with our Chinese friends.

JC & The Drawing Man

2005-07-05T14:48:00.000-07:00

Keep hope alive.

JC & The Structural Engineer

2005-07-05T09:40:00.000-07:00

He's got the whole world in his hands.

JC & The President Of The Navy

2005-07-05T09:39:00.000-07:00

Ahoy, JC!

Mr. K & The Coffee Lady: The Fifth Food Group

2005-07-01T08:59:00.000-07:00

Another day, another dollar.

JC & The Organ Lady

2005-07-01T08:58:00.000-07:00

Hang in there!

JC In The Operating Theatre

2005-06-30T09:40:00.000-07:00

JC frequently takes control of situations.

JC & The Retiree: Gone Fishin'

2005-06-29T09:15:00.000-07:00

"The wages of sin is death."
Romans 6:23

JC & The Guitar Man

2005-06-28T09:26:00.000-07:00

This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.

JC & The French Horn

2005-06-27T09:16:00.000-07:00

"Suppose someone should offer me a plateful of crumbs after I had eaten a T-bone steak. I would say, 'No, thank you. I am already satisfied.' Christian, that is the secret - you can be so filled with the things of Christ, so enamored with the things of God that you do not have time for the sinful pleasures of the world. "
-Billy Graham

JC & Literate Monica

2005-06-27T09:08:00.000-07:00

God bless.

Chad & The Coffee Lady

2005-06-24T13:43:00.000-07:00

Everybody's working for the weekend.

JC & The Important Businessman

2005-06-24T09:39:00.000-07:00

For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever. Amen.

Take Your Messiah To Work Day

2005-06-23T08:39:00.000-07:00

Gloria in excelsis Deo.

JC & The Apology In The Woods

2005-06-22T08:42:00.000-07:00

To learn more about Dr. Zaius, click here.

JC & The Coffee Lady

2005-06-21T08:50:00.000-07:00

WWJD?

JC & The Retiree

2005-06-17T08:50:00.000-07:00

And he will raise you up on eagle's wings,
Bear you on the breath of dawn,
Make you to shine like the sun
And hold you in the palm of his hand.

JC & The Moo-Cows

2005-06-16T14:18:00.000-07:00

JC loves America's heartland.

JC & The Puppy Doctor

2005-06-14T08:30:00.000-07:00

Amen.

JC & The Fitness Enthusiasts

2005-06-13T09:00:00.000-07:00

Hallelujah.

Suppertime for Mr. K

2005-06-10T09:10:00.000-07:00

TGIF

JC & The Pie Test

2005-06-09T16:21:00.000-07:00

Bear witness.